boom clap the sound of my ass

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roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

mariocarey:

im trying to think of a caption to add to this but i just cant

mariocarey:

im trying to think of a caption to add to this but i just cant

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illkim:

When you use your ID at the club for the first time

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