youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

ww3tour:

My nudes wouldn’t be leaked they’d be dropped

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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"What a terrible time to get words mixed up. The awkward moment you tell the hairdresser you don’t want a fancy blowjob." - Natalie Tran

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delzdesigns:

If our butts were split horizontally, they would clap when we ran down the stairs.

iampeevee:

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

this is pretty much my favourite fact of all time i bring it out at parties and amaze everyone

iampeevee:

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

this is pretty much my favourite fact of all time i bring it out at parties and amaze everyone

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You asked me if you were a good man, and I don’t know. I think you try to be and that’s the point.
- Clara Oswald. (via doctorwho)

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certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

honestly that was such a good episode thank you writers